Saturday, October 26, 2019

Ornery Recipe Secrets: Jamaican Jerk Sauce

Ziggy Marley

Bob Marley

Howdy y'all! Ghost Town Grover here. Now, I ain't makin' no guarantees or nothin', but if y'all are hopin' to have a hootenanny with Ziggy Marley or ya wanna converse with his pa, Bob, yer gonna want some of this here Jamaican Jerk Sauce that Ornery done put on her chicken dinner tonight.

Now, I ain't never been to Jamaica, but I think maybe I was missin' out. This here sauce will git yer taste buds jammin' like y'all was at a Reggae show.

'Course Cactus Clem don't eat no solid food, but he took himself a big ole swig of the Jerk sauce. Next thing ya know, he was runnin' out on the Lone Prairie, doin' the Yippie Ki Yi like a coyote.

Image by The Real Cie at the real Grover Hotel

Whilst I chased ole Clem down with a gallon of milk (water ain't gonna put out that fire, y'all), Peace Frog fired up the peace pipe, and him and Bob Marley got a poker game goin' while enjoyin' some grilled veggies with jerk sauce in moderation.

Once I got ole Clem cooled down, I came back an' we all enjoyed a good night of poker and Reggae together.

I suggest y'all should try cookin' yer food with some Jamaican jerk sauce too. Who knows, if yer lucky, y'all might git a visit from Bob Marley!

Yer ole pal,
Ghost Town Grover

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