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Wednesday, December 23, 2020
Watkins Wednesday: Watkins Wonderful Guacamole Mix
Guerrero Words: Of Wild Blossoming and Fog
Sunday, December 20, 2020
Dear Santa
Thursday, December 10, 2020
Celebration Clouds: Double Troiku
https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-poetry/2020-november-pad-chapbook-challenge-day-30
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Readers Roost: From Dill to Dracula Book Promotion, Review, and G...
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Hoarfrost (Tanka)
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Food Bank Feast
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If all you wanted was the poem, you're done. See ya! Because now it’s time for the Power Haibun portion of the post. Buckle up, Bitches, ‘cause it’s gonna get wordy!
Every third Sunday, there is a food bank at the church in the little town where I live. There are two households in my house. My son and I make up one household and our unrelated housemate makes up the other. As Thanksgiving is coming up, each household got a turkey.
A giant turkey.
An eighteen-pound turkey.
I will be slow-roasting one of the turkeys all day and overnight starting at about noon tomorrow. Then early Thursday morning, my son and I will make the approximately 125-mile drive to my mother’s house. We will have a Thanksgiving lunch, and then my son and I will head home with a butt-ton of leftover turkey.
The food bank is a wonderful resource. I’ve heard people tell bad stories about food bank volunteers. One of my neighbors in the mobile home park where I used to live said that when she went to the food bank, one of the volunteers said to her: “why do you need to come here when you drive a car like that?”
She had a new car because her mother had given it to her.
The food bank where I live does not ask for proof of income. The food is surplus donated by grocery stores. It would be thrown out if it wasn’t given to people.
Today is Tuesday.
I went to the psychological evaluation part of my disability determination process.
I’ve been accused of being a space cadet, but it’s pretty certain that I don’t have dementia.
I do have depression and anxiety. I’ve had those pretty much my entire life. However, the reason I applied for disability is more because of my physical malfunctions than my psychological aberrations.
I have a lawyer, so I hope that will work in my favor. Because I’ve spent almost everything and am now worried about paying next month’s bills.
That’s 369 words
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Sunday, October 25, 2020
Sunday Dinner at the Grover Hotel: No-Fail Honey Mustard Chicken and Potatoes
I am going to share with you one of the easiest dinners you can make. All you need is a sheet pan, some Reynolds Wrap to line it if you'd like, your favorite cooking spray, your favorite seasoning, two medium potatoes, a small onion, a jar of honey mustard dressing, and boneless chicken breasts or thighs.
Line the baking sheet with Reynolds Wrap and spray it with cooking spray. Season the chicken with your preferred seasoning. I use a combination of Lawry's Chicken and Poultry Rub and Kinders The Blend. Place chicken on the baking sheet. Drizzle the top with honey-mustard dressing.
Cut the potatoes and onion into large cubes and place in a bowl. Pour in enough honey mustard dressing to coat, and stir well. Place the potatoes and onions on the baking sheet. Bake in a 400 degree Fahrenheit oven for 45-50 minutes. Serve with corn on the cob or your favorite vegetable for a simple, complete meal.
Here are some links to help you along.
I use Watkins cooking spray. It's long-lasting, does not leave a greasy residue on your cookware, and adds no flavor to the food. You can purchase it from my Watkins page.
You might consider signing up to be a Watkins consultant yourself. The annual fee is only $29.95, and you get your very own site built and maintained by Watkins. There are no sales quotas. You get discounts on every product you order, and if you just want to order products for your own use, that's perfectly fine. They have great specials every month. Don't forget to enter the Win Free Vanilla contest at the bottom of the post!
This pair of baking sheets from Wilton is a great deal at $9.99.
If you're like me, you've probably tried "the rest," because they're cheaper. Well, I've found the quality is cheaper too. When it comes to aluminum foil, only Reynold's Wrap will do. Get 130 feet for $9.98 on Amazon, or if you have a Costco membership, do what my son did and grab the foodservice pack of Reynold's Wrap. It will last forever, or close to it.
We buy our potatoes and onions at Costco. My advice is don't buy your chicken at Costco or the grocery store. Find a local butcher. If you are in Northern Colorado or Southern Wyoming, Friendly Nick's in Fort Collins can't be beat. The meat comes from local family farms, it is not significantly more expensive than the meat in the grocery store, and the quality is far superior.
By far, the best deal on Amazon for Lawry's Chicken and Poultry Rub is buying 6 for $65.40, which comes out to $11.90 per bottle. https://amzn.to/35wluMJ
It lasts a long time, so if you don't want to buy 6 bottles, follow the link and do a search for Lawry's Chicken and Poultry Rub to see other sizes.
We buy Kinder's The Blend at Costco, which is the cheapest way to purchase it. If you don't have a Costco membership, it is fairly priced on Amazon at $20.60 for two 10.5 ounce bottles. https://amzn.to/34sivFO
You can use whatever honey mustard dressing you like. I've used Annie's, Ken's, and Kraft and like them all about equally. I didn't care for Kroger's store brand honey mustard. That was some weak sauce.
This four-pack of 24-ounce bottles of honey mustard dressing from Ken's for $20.60 is a decent deal. https://amzn.to/3jwyxTg
Here is a nice set of three BPA-free mixing bowls for $13.99.
Here is a four-piece mixing spoon set from Mainstays for $5.11
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Tuesday, October 13, 2020
Sunflower
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Sunday, October 4, 2020
Drought and Wildfires