Friday, November 12, 2021

Turkey Trouble: A Silly Senryu

  

Sun tea is good. I'm not so sure about sun turkey.
Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay

I must laugh out loud
recalling raw roast turkey
I know better now

~ornery owl~

notes
After yesterday's heavy load, I decided to go light-hearted. 2019 was the first year that I tried to roast a whole turkey. The slow-roasting procedure that I used did not work out marvelously and the turkey was still raw at the bone even after 18 hours in the oven. Since then, I have purchased an idiot-proof countertop roaster, which works beautifully.

If you'd like more information on the roaster I bought and why I like love it, read the following post.

prompts

Prompt: Laugh out loud

Prompt: Discuss something you have learned

Haiku My Heart

https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-poetry/2021-november-pad-chapbook-challenge-day-12
Prompt: Write a "raw" poem

The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)


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Sunday, November 7, 2021

Sunday Dinner at the Grover Hotel: The Culinary Misadventures of a Half-Assed Chef

  

Image by JL G from Pixabay

she took Billy Lynn's long walk to her kitchen
she resolved to prepare cuisine worthy of excitement
she committed herself to following the motivating recipe as closely as possible

her home smelled of rosy red petunias and pretty pickled peanuts
her appetite was insatiable
she took Billy Lynn's long walk to her kitchen

the dessert she made began with bent bristles and blended bananas 
she ignored the knitting neighbors and nagging noises
she resolved to prepare cuisine worthy of excitement

sometimes during past cooking adventures, she had improvised too much
now she realized the mistake she had made
she committed herself to following the motivating recipe as closely as possible

~ornery owl~

110 words

Note: This post originally appeared on my poetry blog.

prompts used to prepare this preposterous poem


Prompt: Write about food
The logo was designed by me using free elements from Pixlr. You are welcome to use it if you like. No credit is necessary.

Write a poem about a location.
In this poem, the location of focus is the kitchen.

Prompt: Write a poem about anticipation. Use the cascade form.

https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-poetry/poetic-form-cascade-poem



This poem was inspired by a minor culinary disaster. Last night I made tapioca pudding in the slow cooker. My son took some upstairs to his room and came down a few minutes later to tell me the pudding had no flavor. Upon tasting it, I realized that I had forgotten to add sugar. I saved it for tonight and will blend it with some boxed vanilla pudding. 

Here is the recipe I used, in case you are interested. Don't forget the sugar!

4 cups milk

⅔ cup white sugar

½ cup small pearl tapioca

2 eggs, lightly beaten

Stir together the milk, sugar, tapioca, and eggs in a slow cooker. Cover, and cook on medium for 3 hours, or on Low for 6 hours, stirring occasionally. Serve warm.

I also added 1/4 cup of butter for flavor, but that is optional. I had a bit of leftover rice from dinner which I threw in as well.

I didn't have any small pearl tapioca, so I used the large pearl variety. Small pearl tapioca does not have to be soaked. Large pearl does. Oddly enough, tapioca is hard to come by in my area. I haven't had much luck finding it online either.

Here is the recipe source.


The Icky, Sticky, Nit-Picky Legalese If You Please (Or Don't Please)


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