November PAD Chapbook Challenge Day 23: Dear Dryer Hose Manufacturer

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Dear Dryer Hose Manufacturer,

In the box I found

A dryer hose

Two tension clamps

And instructions that told me

To not use the tension clamps

But instead, use two worm drive clamps

Not included in this box

Why would you do this?

~Cie~

Note:

Today's November PAD Chapbook Challenge prompt was to write an instructional poem. I re-interpreted the prompt in order to write a love letter about some very baffling instructions.